fortunately i am made by adamantium and feel nothing

the next user is being abused by their parents and are about to die of malnutrition

I look with a face of scorn at this thread and its ungrateful members that take part in it. ANYWAYS......

I go to a soup kitchen and they feed me.

I commit kamakazi on the next user in my rage.

I convince you not to.

instead you kamikaze the next user involuntarily.

@vusicia (View Post)

 black hole. what do you want to do?

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 i punch the next user's body to block schneumer hitting me.

You punched a sculpture of me made of silver.

I kick the next user into a deep hole while he/she is strapped and taped... because this is the 300th page of this thread.

Sparta much?

I cut myself out of the binds and use a jetpack to propel self out of the pit.

I slice the next user like a watermelon

You sliced my watermelon statue

I trap the next user a indestructable unescapable box dipped into an acid lake (no oxygen)

I create my own teleporter with elements collected from my body.

the next user falls asleep while falling from the sky (no parachute).

i has 300 air ballons tied to me.

the next user is a watermelon. near a gun. (bowser come here)

No comment. The gun isn't doing anything so.....

I stick the next user into the star Sirius A