The problem is, the laws of physics makes getting to absolute zero impossible. Sure, you could get within a billionth of a degree kelvin in a lab, but that is extremely difficult, and only involves very smallnumbers of atoms. Finally, the small numbers of radioactive atoms present will constantly generate heat, warming the system up by a small amount.

But this is tpt. Anything is possible. You see earlier posts, and we've traversed wormholes.

It's interesting. I revived this thread. 2 times. Nice to see it go off topic. :L

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I crawl out of the offtopic science debate through a vent. 

<currentaffairs>The next user is at the Sochi Olympics and is being brutally beaten to death by Spetsnaz forces.</currentaffairs>

I am a British SAS soldier, and escape easily by a stun stick I have.

The next person is frozen in ice in Antartica.

im already an solid ice!

the next user is an iceberg on sahara's surface in wall-e world. (VVVEEEERRRRYYY PAINFULL)

Then I'm water. No problem.

You have a bass dropped on you.

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 both promblems: vapour, and HEAT.

it is an ballon bass.

the next user is a violin player in a concert when a huricane comes.

My epic level violin is enchanted with water, wind, and debris resistance.

I digitize the next user and send them to 4chan on /b.

However, your digitization system malfunctioned, resulting in me self-replicating so many times that I crash the entire 4chan system. Eventually, I manage to de-digitalize myself back into my original form, along with all of the clones.

I send my clone army after the next user, where the clones each explode into a five megaton nuclear explosion.