Or am I? Due to the recent developments in FTL, I activate my Albucierre drive and leave.
The next person in now
The next person is now bathed in Superhot plasma, gets blasted with sarin gas, and finally gets anthrax. All while being tied to a nuclear bomb with 1 minuite remaining.
Sadly I have given myself 40,000 life. After walking away, I put the next person in between 2 slowly rotating millstones, which are diamond-edged and made of titanium.
I walk out, suffering a minor bruise when I hit my head on the top millstone, a few inches above my head. Should have put them closer together.
The next user is vaporized and plasmified. (And no saying 'I'm invincible' or 'I'm plasma too', and no saying 'I get put back together'. It actually happened, no avoiding it.
Yay, you turned me into plasma.
I fly into the next person and melt them. (be creative, don't just say "you missed" or "I teleported" or anything like that)
Edit: You vaporised me, that means you turned me into a gas. Then you plasmifed me, and plasma IS ultraheated compressed gas, so don't call me an idiot.
You're not allowed to do that either!
However, I am a quark-gluon plasma. This is so hot and dense that the protons and neutrons have disintegrated, leaving nothing but a blob of quarks and gluons. When you hit me, I rapidly heated up your atoms, converting them into more quark-gluon plasma, eventually absorbing all of your atoms and becoming a larger quark-gluon plasma blob.
The next user is vaporized by the intense thermal radiation that I am producing, as well as the gamma rays.
Plasma is actually extremely hot and IONIZED gas.
Actually, the only difference between a plasma and a gas is that the atoms in a plasma are ionized, while the atoms in a gas are electrically neutral.