My stomach acid dissolves it, making me unharmed

next user is locked inside a bunker, with 3,000 sieverts of radiation (NOTHING will shield it, and it is gamma, FYI)

The bunker has tungsten-plated depleted uranium walls, so I just quickly move into another part of the bunker several meters away from the source. The gamma rays are absorbed by the very dense uranium and tungsten. I then wait for the source to decay, since it is decaying extremely rapidly.

The next user is locked inside another bunker, except they are being exposed to a 1,500 sievert neutron radiation source, which converts the bunker's walls into more radioactive material. Uranium won't save you from this, as it will be converted into plutonium, which will then fission.

I have a radiation shield in me so i am impervios to the said radiation.

next user eats a 3 million sievert radioactive particle, which kills you as the radiation damages cells.

It decayed completely before I could remove it from its container. This due to the fact that the higher the radiation level, the shorter the half life of the radioactive material. A particle emitting three million sieverts would be decaying so rapidly that it would have decayed completely within the first nanosecond or so.

The next user is trapped on Mars, when a massive solar storm strikes the planet. There is no magnetic field to shield you from the radiation.

i tough it out like a tank and turn hulk.

i hulk smash the next user

I'm invincible

I said I wasn't gonna bump since you people are so ungrateful, but i will be merciful one more time. the next time, NOPE. ESPECIALLY if you aren't grateful this time.

I rage slap the next user to death.

before you do i explain my situation and how i cannot grant gratitude to you. you feel my pain and dont kill me.

i attack the next user with 60 consecutive hours of useless PM'ing until they die.

@nijalninja98 (View Post)

 We actually have a good 60 hour conversation and we do it only a few hours i day, so I don't die.

(you suck.....jk.....kind of......uhhh.....meh)

I snipe nijal and stomp him and rage until he dies.  :P

Thankfully I got in the way and take the bullet myself. It hurts terribly, but I manage to survive.

The next users has to face Schneumer's wroth at missing.

@Oats (View Post)

 What's wroth?

I send my kawaii kittens to destroy and claw the next user.