Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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Rule 213 of IRC: Never,NEVER tell your age or bring it up.That way,if you act immature,you won't contribute to the stereotype.
12-year-old
"The main point of insult on the Internet. Due to the stereotypical immaturity of a 12-year-old, most trolls and idiots on the internet are commonly attacked and named 12 year olds. Most people judge someone's 12-ness on the amount of 'ZOMG's in a sentence, their amusement at an overused meme or a bad word. They are also supposedly supposed to enjoy joining in with the 'grown-up' stuff such as rickrolling, chatroulette, omegle, and vandalising wikipedia, as well as more serious things such as boasting their feigned use of cannabis or 'weed' as most call it. Fortunately, this stereotype is not always correct, as some 12-year-olds are actually relatively intelligent. But that's another story...specifically for the nerd, boff, boffin, dork and geek definitions."
Also,I don't remember anybody making yo mama jokes or cursing to him when he was around,he's probably think of a different session,but I doubt those were directed at him.
Edited 5 times by Cacophony. Last: 27th Nov 2013 -
I never said you did....I see. I never really that way about a 12 year old...You must be pretty smart(You shall not know what I mean by smart. Don't worry, it isn't a sarcastic insult) ;) I always say they are something ridiculous like 8 year old.....huh. Really? Anyways, it's not my problem so.....I never that about it THAT way (up at the very top) either......huh. Well, I'm now just looking for more confirmations
I thank you for your services, Mr. Cacophony (Making a wild guess....hope I don't offend you)
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I saw what was happening a few days ago when he was on, he was talking to the completely wrong people. Basically, if you don't know anything about the topic, just don't say anything, nobody will care at all or even notice you are there, everyone is already lurking anyway. If they are making yo mama jokes, you probably don't want to talk to them anyway.
If someone is swearing, don't ever say anything about it, because some might get angry at you / troll you (at least the ones that swear the most will). Generally no one cares if you swear on irc, because everyone is older. If you have a problem with someone you should talk to a moderator (the ones with mode +v in the channel), not talk to the person doing it. It never ends well.
Basically, talk less if you are new unless the topic is tpt ...
Edit: Also stop posting here if it's not a quote, and especially not if you never go on irc. You don't know what it's like so stop posting about it ...Edited 2 times by jacob1. Last: 28th Nov 2013 -
I'm now not talking about ME, but 12rl's problems.....never mind.
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Random relevant quote to the topic, and recent posts.
[13:42:37] <_12rl_> Fair enough alot og us 12 year olds can be quite annoying,but in a few years time we will change. you were all probably annoying when you were 12 so stop hating us al so badly.
[13:42:57] <Lock|Away> _12rl_: When I was 12 I was developing websites .-.
[13:43:04] <Xetalim> _12rl_, you will be hating 12 year olds in a few years.
[13:43:13] <billion57> When I was 12, I was perfect.
[13:43:44] <Alexwall> When i was 12 i made my first minecraft mod
[13:43:59] <Xetalim> When i was 11, i made a website, hacked my school and moderated their computers
[13:44:25] <Ristovski> When I was 12 i hacked into CIA and lifted 500lb
[13:44:35] <cracker64> when I was 12, I was 12
[13:44:47] <Lock|Away> When I was 12 I had a dozen.
[13:44:53] <_12rl_> -_-
[13:44:55] <Alexwall> when i was 12 i built my forst bowing 747
[13:44:58] <Lock|Away> Baker's dozen :D
[13:45:08] <billion57> When I was 12, I was very much.
[13:45:09] <Finalflash50> When I was 12, I was mad at myself for being 12
[13:45:28] <Alexwall> WHEN I WAS 12 I GOT MY FIRST JOB AT THE WHUTE HOUSE
[13:45:37] <therocketeer> whute
[13:45:40] <Alexwall> When i was 12 i was a compleate fag
[13:45:44] <Alexwall> oh wait
[13:45:48] <billion57> When I was 12, I was [REDACTED]
[13:45:50] <Ristovski> Alexwall: you still are
[13:45:56] <Cacophony> When I was 12,I was 12.
[13:45:56] <Lock|Away> When I was 12, I scaled everest, stormed a beach, and walked on the moon! YES SIR! CAVE JOHNSON!
[13:46:12] <Ristovski> When I was 12 I was 22 and had a girlfriend
[13:46:17] <Alexwall> hahaha
[13:46:30] <Alexwall> when i was 12 it was becasue i wrote 21 backwordsRemoved a few useless lines.
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That's a BIT funny actually
Good old xetalim....ah....now the rest i'm not sure so pleasant, but otherwise fine.
Although I never heard of this sterotypical thought of 12 year olds.....odd. I won't be part of that group at least! (I hope) (You don't need to know why.)
P.S. I think I'm done here. Bye. I'll leave it to him to deal with his problems. Been nice knowing you! (guys)
Edited 3 times by Schneumer. Last: 28th Nov 2013 -
You must be serious.
Nobody cares about swearing in there, dont expect to be safe in there.
Yo mama was not said(When i was there).
12rl was basically starting an argument with me, and stopped the argument he started. That gives bad stuff.
Edited once by xetalim. Last: 28th Nov 2013 -
[13:44:25] <Ristovski> When I was 12 i hacked into CIA and lifted 500lb
wow
such hack
very spy
much lift
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[20:17:36] <Xetalim> ./fp ".+" "I am a fucking derp, nobody likes me."
[20:17:37] <Crackbot> I am a fucking derp, nobody likes me.
[20:17:38] <mitch|mobile> See? Works fine
[20:17:39] <Xetalim> ./echo
[20:17:42] <Xetalim> ./echo a
[20:17:43] <Crackbot> I am a fucking derp, nobody likes me.
[20:17:48] <Xetalim> ./cash
[20:17:48] <Crackbot> I am a fucking derp, nobody likes me.
[20:17:56] <mitch|mobile> ./fp derp whore
[20:17:57] <Crackbot> I am a fucking whore, nobody likes me.
[20:18:01] <nucular> ...........................
[20:18:15] <Xetalim> ./fp whore Fuck my life
[20:18:16] <Crackbot> I am a fucking Fuck, nobody likes me.
[20:18:19] <Xetalim> :O
[20:18:32] <mitch|mobile> ./fp Fuck whore
[20:18:32] <Crackbot> I am a fucking whore, nobody likes me.
[20:18:52] <Xetalim> ./fp ".+" "I am a fucking fuck ,nobody fucking likes my fucking bot."
[20:18:53] <Crackbot> I am a fucking fuck ,nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.
[20:18:59] <Xetalim> ./fp ".+" "I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot."
[20:19:00] <Crackbot> I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.
[20:19:01] <Xetalim> ./cash
[20:19:02] <Crackbot> I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.
[20:19:03] <nucular> ./fp whore flower
[20:19:04] <Crackbot> I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.
[20:19:10] <mitch|mobile> ./f current
[20:19:10] <Crackbot> in > pattern .+ nothing> pattern .+ I am a fucking derp, nobody likes me.> pattern derp whore> pattern whore Fuck my life> pattern Fuck whore> pattern .+ I am a fucking fuck ,nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.> pattern .+ I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.> pattern whore flower> out
[20:19:16] <Xetalim> ./fp fuck flower
[20:19:17] <Crackbot> I am a flowering flower, nobody flowering likes my flowering bot.
[20:19:35] <mitch|mobile> ./fp .+ penis
[20:19:35] <Crackbot> penis
[20:19:39] <Xetalim> ./cash
[20:19:39] <Crackbot> penis
[20:19:51] <Xetalim> ./fp ".+" "I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot."
[20:19:52] <Crackbot> I am a fucking fuck, nobody fucking likes my fucking bot.
[20:19:55] <Xetalim> ./fp fuck flower
[20:19:56] <Crackbot> I am a flowering flower, nobody flowering likes my flowering bot.Edited once by xetalim. Last: 28th Nov 2013 -
[21:23:47] <mniip> http://i.imgur.com/EfzIqar.png
[21:23:52] <mniip> GAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA
[21:24:28] <mniip> i've got someone's sessionkey/id
[21:24:30] <mniip> my life is done
[21:24:35] <mniip> brb suicide
