However, in the process of pouring the bucket of velociraptors, you knocked a bottle of nitrogen triiodide off a table onto the floor. The small, but loud explosion scares away the velociraptors. I then notice that you were there, so I stab you to death.

 

I throw a larger bottle of nitrogen triiodide at the next user, who is then blown up by the explosion.

I just happened to be playing minecraft survival games with a hacked mod with that bottle. Luckily, my kit was tank.

 

The next user is a beef shank thats in my stomach, digesting this very moment.

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Where is the attack @Schneumer?
I see no attack at all!

@Schneumer (View Post)

 However, I happen to be filled with hydrogen peroxide and hydrofluoric acid. The mixture dissolves a hole in your stomach lining, followed by your bones dissolving from the hydrofluoric acid. The result is a very painful death for you as you are dissolved from the inside out.

 

I place the next user in the path of an antimatter particle beam at CERN. The user is bombarded by the antimatter almost immediately afterwards.

just then a large truck drives past and takes the majority of the AMTR.

 

i then go fishing in NEW YORK where i Harpoon the next user.

I'm a whale, you can't kill me with one measly harpoon! Also you get caught by police as I'm sure harpooning whales is ileegal (in some places at least not sure bout NYC) orrrrr..... Well I'm a shark and dodge it. I eat you :).

 

I summon a uranium filled excalibur sword upon the next user. You can't dodge as the AI was programmed by Ron Johnson. :)

Damn you Ron Johnson, the sword strikes my Uranium filled armour and breaks.

 

i then throw a large Velociraptor at the next user, with my +99999999999 Strength.

This isn't an RPG! But...... i have 99999999999+ agility and i dodge it.

 

Bumped kind of.....but a great thread and a relevant post!

 

I backstab the next user.

However, your stabbing attempt failed, because the knife blade was so corroded that it disintegrated on impact, leaving no life-threatening injuries.

 

I teleported the next user to two different places that are light years apart simultaneously, causing their body to break in half.

Well.....hmm.....I can reverse time? and i go back in time and kill you.

 

I give a poisonus cookie to the next user.

 

Edit: And they like cookies, SO EAT IT! No excuses! Like a diet.......