@Michael238 (View Post)

 i am playing Crysis 2 on and awesomely laggy and glitchy 5000 degree computer. Thankfully i am awesome at playing Crysis 2 and finish it exactly 9.8 seconds before you realease the explosion, it was just enough time to get up off my chair while the ending credits are playing and walk around my house and into my room which happens to be made of intensely hardcore insulator and diamond. just then my house burns down but my room stays intact and start to play TPT on my laptop and login to the wiki where i quickly go to the forum page of Survive the Attack to tell everyone about my strange experience only to find that i am actually in the matrix and cannot play survive the attack. (sob) :'(

the next user also sees this page and goes on to facebook to tell his friends about it. when he realises that his brain has been put in my body and teleported back in time to exactly 0.00014159 seconds before the 5000 degree explosion. while my brain is put in the body of Matt Damon.  

I don't understand! ^^^^

Dying in the explosion, I create a paradox as nijalninja98's body is both destroyed and saved. Time and space both morph around me, and resultantly the entire universe collapses, destroying everyone and everything in it.

10,000 or perhaps 10,000,000 years later I wake up to find myself the only thing in existence, and I use my powers of creation to bring back everything in existence.

I forget to bring back the next user.

I am god and don't need bringing back, after a 10,000-10,000,000 year slumber i awake to see myself in heaven and bring myself back.                                                                                                              

I summon judgement (the fall down on earth thingy one like arceus or that guy in symphonia) The whole earth explodes and i move on to destroy other planets, eventually destroying all of them.

I destroy your judgement weapon before it could destroy the Earth, as well as yourself since I am an anti-god.

The next user is a uranium fuel rod inside a nuclear reactor.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 the reactor i am in is getting repaired and i am not being used.

i throw a ball of AMTR at the nest user

I turn myself into VOID.

I throw a THDR bomb at the next user.

I am a blob of WHOL, so I just repel the THDR away from me.

The next user is a star about to go supernova.

But I luckily get Scotty to beam me up, so I'm safe in my starship. I use proton torpedoes against the user below.

i am a few neutrons and electrons and the protons merely combine with me to make random elements.

one of the random elements is helium, and the next user's house i filled to the brim with it as he lights a gas stove.

Thankfully the power was down and the stove never lit.

The next user gets mentioned in the series of books "a song of ice and fire".

The survival rate of characters mentioned in those books is so low, it takes only 50 pages before you are in malnutrition, out in the cold, diseased, betrayed, stabbed, and bleeding on the ground. You survive all that only to be taken as a hostage, beaten to a pulp, flayed, torchered, then sentenced to death.

You escape that, only to be taken prisoner again, sold in the slave trade, beaten to a pulp, chained, branded, then conscripted to an army. You then find yourself in an epic struggle against spartains, sell swords, and wrights.

In the end you are eaten by a dragon.