However, in the process, I was converted into antimatter, and placed in an antimatter version of the universe.

I collide with the next user, who is made of regular matter.

However, I am the size of a large star. You do nothing.

The next person was stuck on Michael238's back, and is also made of antimatter.

Thankfully I'm 450 trillion times larger than him and I absorb you and several galaxies.

The next user was in one of those galaxies.

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 luckily enough i am in possession of time traveling device and i go back in time and stop u from becoming 450 trillion times bigger than billion57 and stop u from sucking in multiple galaxies.

in the process i accidentally turn the next user in to a pink flamingo and send them to a flamingo butchery.

I use my ninja skills and awkward knees to sneak out of the building. From there I find one of my connections, a biologist, and have him implant my flamingo-brain into a huge fighting robot.

I attack the next person in my huge fighting robot.

I am a pile of strontium-90. The gamma rays that I am constantly emitting fry your circuits, thus stopping you.

The next user trips and falls next to me, where I then kill them with radiation poisoning.

I am a block of lead.

The next person is attacked by a sentient block of lead.

Thankfully I'm a sentient block of antimatter 449 trillion times bigger than billion57. 

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The next user is a computer that the janitor is pouring shredded paper into the fan while the CPU is overclocked and the heat sink has fallen off. Not to mention, the power supply is based on 120V AC, but you're plugged in in Europe and you're running Crysis 2.

I store the heat within myself until I reach 5000 degrees celsius, since I was made with indestructible components including an internal power adapter. I then release all of the heat into the surrounding air at once, causing everything else nearby to melt or catch fire.

The next user was playing Crysis 2 on me when I released the heat blast.