I'm revived by a doctor. Seriously, why don't other people respond with this?!

The next user is killed when they are hit by my ambulance.

God has revived me.

The next user is Hitler and he decides to kill himself.

@Plutonium84 (View Post)

 I am not hitler, i am xetalim.

I shoot a bullet to the next user, nothing is in the way or gets in the way. I dont miss.

However, I fired an antimatter bullet at you a fraction of a second earlier, which collided with your bullet. The resulting explosion incinerates you since the antimatter annihilated a meter in front of you.

The next user was Xetalim's bullet, as they collided with the antimatter.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Nothing gets in the way.

You died.

I am not my bullet, i am xetalim.

I shoot a bullet to the next user again, nothing is in the way or gets in the way. I dont miss.

You wouldn't have missed, had I not... dodged it with my ninja skillz.

The next person was right behind me and is about to get shot by the bullet I dodged.

It doesn't miss.

The next user slips on my blood and corpse... Only to find the corpse come back to life and devourer the brains of the next user.

I pump Oats full of lead with a full-auto shotgun, then proceed to burn his zombified body to ashes.

The next person chokes in the ashes as they drift away, and becomes a choking zombie.

However, before the ashes could reach me, the wind changes direction due to an approaching storm, blowing the ashes away. The rainfall from the storm washes the ashes into the ground, where they lose their ability to convert people into zombies.

The next user is trapped on the surface of Earth with no escape, as a Mars-sized object collides to form the moon.

I ask Superman to push the Mars-sized object away.

The next user is on the surface of the Mars-sized object.