@xetalim (View Post)

I use real life cheats.

I shoot the next user with a giant cannon

However, I replaced the gunpowder with thermite, which instead of launching the cannon ball, it melted your cannon.

The next user is an antimatter atom, in the middle of a cloud of regular matter atoms.

yes but i surround myself with CONV with ctype set to AMTR

the AMTR then goes and surounds the next users house.

It surrounds my house, but doesn't do anything. I turns out to be a great rain blocker.

I'm so fabulous that the next user's head explodes.

Im tempted to just say "Naaa, I mvd out of da waiiiiii?ïî?ì!!!!" but your response is just too fabulous a post to disgrace.

Instead my head explodes with fabulous ideas and I take a still shot of the next user bleeding to death for a fashion parade.

The next user walks onto stage with flayed skin and a leg missing.

Turns out I'm playing Half-Life 2. There's a pile of medkits that miraculously remove all bloodstains and fix my leg :P

The next user gets ambushed by Striders and Hunters.

@hittox (View Post)

 you.

cant.

use.

cheats.

in.

real.

life.

you die.

@CeeJayBee (View Post)

 I am friendly against them and we become friends.

I command the striders and hunters to attack the next player.

I am a marble-sized black hole. I just rip apart the striders and hunters with my gravity.

I shoot the remains of the striders and hunter at the next user at half the speed of light.

Light cant escape a black hole, the hunters go back to you.

I stab the next user with a blade.

I was wearing a calculus textbook underneath my shirt.

I convert a Pringles can into a rocket launcher and fire it at the next person.