I have granite armor.

The next user eats a cookie with deadly brain melting poison.

i use the power of my thu'um and FEIM ZII GRON (become ethereal) to find the cookie pass through me

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the next player gets picked up by the claws of a swooping dragon

However, I then teleport the dragon to Venus, where it burns up in the very hot and toxix atmosphere.

The next user was that dragon, but they are now a pile of ashes.

I am now a pile of ashes.

The next user takes leave of their existence.

I enter the existence of the next person, and take over their body (Children-of-the-Mind style).

You become a pile of ashes.

The next user falls of a cliff when they are spooked by a ghost. It looked like it was made of ashes. 

There is million pillows at the bottom of the cliff.

The next user is trying to kill 100000 creepers with a wooden sword.

@hittox (View Post)

Creepers dont exist. They are fake things, you may refer to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Creeper_%28New_Zealand%29 but those are not dangerous.

The next user is a no-life gamer and suddenly realises he is in real world, he has no idea how to survive, he can only try to punch things and get meat from it. He does not succeed in punching things because he does not know where the left mouse button is. He has no sword and no defense. Then I come with a sword and fight him.

I use cheats.

The next user falls of a building to a sharp deadly spike.

@hittox (View Post)

 You are in real life, you die.

Your defense failed so you cant attack.

I drop a 10000 megaton bomb above the next user.