Jesus you ass...
However, I happen to be made of stronger acids than the one you used, so nothing happens, other than a slightly increased pH.
I teleport the next user into the Sun's core. You do not have a teleporter, and no one can save you.
i encase myself in a magical shield and cast a fireball to burn the paper. I remove excalibur from its pedastal , enlarge it, and using telekinesis i throw it onto the user below me. I also inserted some uranium bombs in excalibur that detonate when the sword lands. You cannot dodge the sword cuz i hired Ron Johnson to work on the AI XD
but i am still near the sun and the paper just burns while i dig a hole out from under the paper
only for the next user to find a Creeper spawner where they land.