However, even though there is a fire nearby, I do not explode because I need a source of extreme heat and shock, such as a blasting cap, to detonate.

The next user is a hydrogen bomb, and I just activated the detonation sequence.

Thankfully the countdown lasts 365 years and I live longer than most humans.

The next user is paper cut with 229 pages of survive the attack. The floor becomes slippery and they fall and crack their skull on the printer.

I pour water on the paper and it turns soggy.

The next user is a piece of rubidium and gets caught in a rainstorm.

However, I quickly react with the oxygen in the air to form rubidium oxide. I then react with water to become rubidum hydroxide. This happens slowly enough that I don't explode.

The next user is an electron that has just collided with a positron.

A virtual muon came between the positron and I, pushing me away.

The next person is crushed by a rhinoceros.

but suddently a earthquake starts and the rhinos scared go away

next user dies because become too old.(you don't have machines to make you young again and you can't transfer your brain to an another person)

lol i cant read all the pages but ill play

I am a magician and make myself immortal, not using a machine. I cast a meteor storm spell on the user below me, raining meteors from the sky.

@Schneumer (View Post)

 hey cheater survive the death above and then attack the user below

However, I have a VPN, so your IP ban did nothing.

I throw the next user into a giant nuclear powered blender that is capable of breaking DMND.