Before they can hit, I trigger an EMP, which stops their attacks. I then release a small black hole which sucks in all of the pokemon before evaporating.

I throw a jar of antimatter at the next user, where it breaks open and explodes.

I jumped in a hole, and the bomb was the size your bombs. So it didn't fit in the hole.

I burn the next user to death with a super heated flamethrower.

The flame shot out of the flamethrower is CFLM (Cold flame). I freeze for 30 seconds but survive.

The next user is killed with an enriched plutonium and Uranium nuclear bomb. He is in an open space with no place to hide and nothing to defend himself with.

The bomb fails to detonate.(Wait, is that actually an attack?)

I throw the next user into a spike pit.

luckily the spikes are made out of reeds and don't hurt me

i throw the next user into a great white shark's open mouth. he has been x-rayed and searched thoroughly and has no super human strengths.

The shark ignores me and instead eats that seal that was nearby.

I throw the next user into a molten pit of lava without protection, and they have no superpowers.

You threw me? Yeah, right. I throw you instead.

The Next user gets bored from me defeating him in video games that he shoots himself in the head. (I lied. I shot him for defeating me.)

screwed up. treat this as empty space.

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Type something like ''<post removed>'' instead of ''treat this as empty space''

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Your gun wasn't loaded.

I cut the next users arms, legs and head and then give them to tyrannosaurus rex.