I am currently nothing, but within a few seconds, I will explode, becoming the universe.
The next user is the last remaining uranium atom at the heat death of the universe.
Ahh clever one.
but someone had me near one of the hanger bays and I was fiddling with a tie-fighter when the alarms starting flaring, I accidentally pressed a few switches and I was jettisoned into space inside of the fighter
The next user was just turned into a deer during hunting season
I am living within the exclusion zone around Chernobyl, so there are no hunters around.
I throw the next user out onto the surface of Pluto with no spacesuit, and then leave before they can get back on the ship.
Where I land and almost instantly am trasported into a dark cave then scaned by a glowing orange light and are told they are martians that did that and are here to help so we become friends and I launch a galactic war against you and your bloodline. NO MORE BIRTHDAY CARDS FOR YOU!!!!!
The next user is put into a top security prison with long range nuclear wepons as offencive, 'escape-problem solvers...' and pure cobalt standard issue rifle bullets in automatic asault rifles with 100 foot thick walls with no windows and a pure steel ceiling and you are next in line on the death row for attempted murder of the president. (I wouldn't blame you...)
It turns out that my body chemistry uses a lot of uranium. As they are about to kill me, the U-235 within my body reacts, causing a massive explosion that destroys the entire prison. However, a single cell from my body survived, since I left it in my prison cell a hundred meters away where it was shielded from the blast, and eventually grew into a clone of myself, ensuring my survival.
The next user was the prison executioner about to kill me when the nuclear explosion occurred.
I kill another person named Michael238 when above user is doing his explosion.
The next user is killed by the user below him