At least the porkchops are poison so no one will eat me.

 

Next user is tied down on train tracks

 

(sorry if thats taking just found this)

@sjd704 (View Post)
But no train was scheduled to come for the next 3 hours. i take all the time i want to untie myself and escape.

The next user got hit by a train moving at 500 kmph.

The train gets absorbed by anti-superman!

The next user gets murdered by a assassin i hired.

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)

I wore armor. the knife bounced off me. I assasinate you.

The next user was a space tourist doing experiments in outerspace when the sun exploded in a supernova, killing him.

I fired a small black hole at Chuck Norris at the exact same time, so the black hole consumes Chuck Norris's bullet, before eating Chuck Norris himself and then evaporating.

 

I shoot the next user with a W and Z boson cannon, which causes all of the atoms in their body to fall apart.

But I Reform as a near bulletproof jedi knight

 

The next user is about to be turned into sushi by a lightsaber.

But I know how to make sushi so I can unmake myself.

 

 

Next user just got shot to the future and now there is zombies.

(Have you ever tried unmaking a cake? Lol)

but the zombies are just COD Fanboys so I just shoot them as they try and sit there and play COD 9001 Black ops 800

 

The next user accidentally the whole everything.