Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • jacob1
    16th Apr 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    we now sell powder in ##powder-bots

    [21:35:14] <cracker64> DO YOU SELL POWDER?
    [21:35:17] <Crackbot> why yes, i do

    ps. it costs $5


    also something more random (censored slightly):
    ...
    [21:10:15] <jacob1> TheBombMaker: I didn't know your bot liked porn so much
    [21:10:26] <jacob1> it keeps posting porn stuff here
    [21:10:27] <TMB94> -_-
    ...
    [21:11:26] <TMB94> http:/www.p**nh*b.com
    [21:11:26] <Mitch|hater> You perverted asshole
    [21:11:29] <Mitch|hater> Title of http:/www.p**nh*b.com is: Free P**n Videos & Sex Movies - P**no, XXX, P**n Tube and P**sy P**n
  • Aloysius1234
    16th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    @jacob1 Why don't use www.[REDACTED].com?

  • Fakenublet
    16th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    1[23:42:18] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down DrNublet's pants. The timer is set for 70 seconds! There are 2 wires. They are: purple and red.
    [23:42:20] <Crackbot> DrNublet: You found a shoe! Added to inventory, see the store to sell
    [23:42:26] <DrNublet> $cutwire
    [23:42:26] <@StewieGriffinSub> DrNublet: (cutwire <colored wire>) -- Will cut the given wire if you've been timebombed.
    [23:42:27] <Halite> -.-
    [23:42:28] <DrNublet> shoe?
    [23:42:28] <mniip> ./flip 5059
    [23:42:29] <Crackbot> mniip: You lost $5059! ($767659 now)
    [23:42:32] <DrNublet> $cutwire red
    [23:42:33] <@StewieGriffinSub> DrNublet has cut the red wire! This has defused the bomb!
    [23:42:34] <Halite> cutwire
    [23:42:35] <@StewieGriffinSub> He then quickly rearms the bomb and throws it back at Halite with just seconds on the clock!
    [23:42:36] <mniip> ./flip 10118
    [23:42:37] <DrNublet> lol
    [23:42:38] <Crackbot> mniip: You lost $10118! ($757541 now)
    [23:42:39] <Halite> $duck
    [23:42:40] <@StewieGriffinSub> Halite ducks! The bomb misses, and explodes harmlessly a few meters away.

     

    and then

     

     

    [00:01:06] <boxmein> "/nick Plane"
    [00:01:11] <boxmein> "/me hits WorldTradeCenter"
    [00:01:21] * Halite hits StewieGriffinSub
    [00:01:47] <Halite> lol mniip is afk
    [00:02:00] <Halite> $reload Timebomb
    [00:02:05] <[DrNubletisOut]> lol
    [00:02:12] <mniip> $cutwire yellow
    [00:02:16] <Halite> [DrNubletisOut]: thought you were out
    [00:02:21] <[DrNubletisOut]> i was
    [00:02:29] <Halite> wait... wtf
    [00:02:30] * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down Halite's pants. Thetimer is set for 61 seconds! There are 15 wires. They are: SpringGreen,SkyBlue, Aquamarine, LightSalmon, DarkSeaGreen, GoldenRod,DarkViolet, Navy, Red, MediumSeaGreen, Pink, LightYellow, MistyRose, Plum, and SteelBlue.

  • coenmcj
    17th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    "I'm not that kind of guy, More of a one-wire-bomb kind guy..."

  • greymatter
    18th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink
    i found this funny:

    * bubdan slaps StewieGriffin
    [13:57] Hi all!!!
    [13:57] <@StewieGriffin> Hi, bubdan
    [13:57] * Poorsoft slaps StewieGriffin with a big red brick
    [13:57] shut up you
    [13:57] ow
    [13:57] haha
    [13:57] How big is the brick?
    [13:58] big
    [13:58] ah
    [13:58] ilike BIG
    [13:58] i'm working on a aray copier
    [13:58] Poorsoft: in that case:
    [13:58] on tpt
    [13:58] * bubdan slaps Poorsoft
    [13:58] cool!
    [13:58] * greymatter seperates poorsoft and bubdan
    [13:58] chill
    [13:58] cool
    [13:59] * bubdan teleports to Poorsoft
    [13:59] i ran into a few problems
    [13:59] and slaps him
    [13:59] ?
    [13:59] ow
    [13:59] * greymatter slaps bubdan and poorsoft
    [13:59] * Poorsoft wants to ghost greymatter
    [13:59] stop it
    [14:00] NO
    [14:00] * Poorsoft really wants to
    [14:00] ghost?
    [14:00] bubdan: HE SLAPPED US!
    [14:00] O_O
    [14:00] okay i take it back
    [14:00] * bubdan slaps greymatter
    [14:00] :P
    [14:00] :P
    [14:00] greymatter: I my friend. I. I.... I am a ... O_O. I.. am.. a.. cat.
    [14:01] what?
    [14:01] * greymatter greymatter scratches his head in confusion
    [14:01] fail lil
    [14:01] * Poorsoft hungry
    [14:01] fail lol damn keyboard
    [14:01] * greymatter gives poorsoft cat food
    [14:01] lololol
    [14:01] * bubdan getstr "Teleport to greymatter" "Enter place to teleport to greymatter:"
    [14:01] say /join ##powder-bots
    [14:02] * Poorsoft giggles
    [14:02] Hm
    [14:02] it's fun there.
    [14:02] maybe not
    [14:02] :p
    [14:02] I don't want people banned.
    [14:02] ...
    [14:02] In this chan.
    [14:02] mniip: :PPPPPP
    [14:02] hey there mniip
    [14:02] <@StewieGriffin> hey, greymatter
    [14:02] ...
    [14:02] * Poorsoft slaps StewieGriffin
    [14:02] #powder-social!
    [14:02] hhaha slap-athon
    [14:02] * bubdan slaps StewieGriffin
    [14:04] ................
    [14:04] * bubdan teleports to greymatter
    [14:04] yay!
    [14:04] it works!
    [14:04] #powder-social
    [14:04] what doyou mean
    [14:04] * bubdan teleports to Poorsoft
    [14:04] * bubdan slaps Poorsoft
    [14:04] $ping
    [14:04] <@StewieGriffin> pong
    [14:05] * bubdan runs away from Poorsoft
    [14:05] ya powder social fine but i remain here :p
    [14:05] greymatter: GO
    [14:05] You'll get banned for spamming in #powder
    [14:05] like i used to.
    [14:05] neverrrrrr
    [14:05] $kicked Poorsoft
    [14:05] <@StewieGriffin> Poorsoft: Pððrsðft has been kicked 49 times, 27 by jacðb1, 2 by jacðb1[away], 3 by dðxin, 3 by triclðps256, 1 by dðxin[jerb], 1 by jacksðnmj, 1 by xenðcide, 11 by triclðps200
    [14:05] it's true. I'm banned in ##powder-bots
    [14:05] whoa
    [14:05] bubdan: ...
    [14:06] 49 kicks?
    [14:06] woa
    [14:06] #powder-social
    [14:07] now!
    [14:07] $kicked mniip
    [14:07] <@StewieGriffin> mniip: mniip has been kicked 27 times, 1 by jacðb1, 13 by dðxin, 1 by mniip, 1 by dðxin[jerb], 8 by jacksðnmj, 3 by triclðps200
    [14:07] 1 by mniip
    [14:07] $kicked bubdan
    [14:07] <@StewieGriffin> bubdan: bubdan hasn't been kicked it seems.
    [14:07] okay stop it
    [14:07] how did you kick yourself?
    [14:07] bubdan, haha
    [14:07] I won't tell
    [14:07] HOW!!!
    [14:08] ...
    [14:08] haha
    [14:08] * bubdan shoots mniip with a tank
    [14:08] a better phrased question will be:"why did you kick yourself?"
    [14:08] no...
    [14:08] I want to know HOW
    [14:08] * greymatter chuckles
    [14:08] idunno
    [14:09] oh
    [14:09] D:
    [14:09] greymatter, on accident
    [14:09] ?
    [14:09] * bubdan teleports to mniip
    [14:09] I could kick other people too, but tested on myself
    [14:09] * bubdan slaps mniip
    [14:09] * bubdan runs away from mniip
    [14:09] :P
    [14:10] And it was fixed before i even rejoined
    [14:10] :(
    [14:10] $kicked Ximon
    [14:10] <@StewieGriffin> bubdan: Ximon hasn't been kicked it seems.
    [14:10] $kicked ass
    [14:10] <@StewieGriffin> mniip: ass has been kicked 1 times, 1 by jacðb1
    [14:10] $kicked wolfmitchell
    [14:10] <@StewieGriffin> bubdan: wðlfmitchell has been kicked 41 times, 17 by jacðb1, 1 by jacðb1|away, 3 by jacðb1[away], 5 by dðxin, 7 by jacksðnmj, 8 by triclðps200
    [14:10] Poorsoft: wolfmitchell is going to beat your record!
    [14:11] $kicked greymatter
    [14:11] <@StewieGriffin> greymatter: greymatter hasn't been kicked it seems.
    [14:11] * bubdan kicks greymatter
    [14:11] * greymatter greymatter dodges
    [14:11] $kban bubdan 600
    [14:11] ...
    [14:11] * greymatter punches bubdan :p
    [14:11] greymatter: Why do you keep doing that?
    [14:11] ow
    [14:11] when did i do this before?
    [14:12] * bubdan slaps greymatter
    [14:12] * bubdan bubdan
    [14:12] ^
    [14:12] you keep doing that
    [14:12] okay fine i'm goin now hope to see all you guys tommarow
  • Fakenublet
    18th Apr 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    [19:29:53] <Tudor> evil_dan2wik
    [19:29:57] <Tudor> how do you even use hyperedit
    [19:30:05] <evil_dan2wik> HP CAN FUCKING BURN
    [19:30:13] <DrNublet> lol
    [19:30:18] <evil_dan2wik> Tudor, shh, im raging
    [19:30:38] <evil_dan2wik> but, FUCK
    [19:30:45] <evil_dan2wik> AFGGKDJSUFSJGLKTDVXCNBOTRKDFS

  • mniip
    18th Apr 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    Man, escape the html
  • TPTROXRLYITSTRUE
    18th Apr 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • jacob1
    18th Apr 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    @TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)
    it also looks like you got banned for it, you are still in the ban list. I guess don't troll, it's annoying and spammy. irc is not for trolling.

    @greymatter (View Post)
    most of the time huge quotes are not very funny, also I can't even see the names of who did that ... you need to replace < with &lt; and > with &gt;
  • SuinDraw
    18th Apr 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned