This is SPARTA!?!?
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I figure out a way to bribe my friends that thier trip to Hawaii isn't worth it and they should give it to me. I say I will pay them back and leave for the hotel. As I am going there I realize this is so unnecesary and so I get out and drive to the nearest auto repair shop and but tons of parts. I fix up and old fassion plane and fly to the hotel. I use the gas from my car to power the engine and when I get there use my pursuasion skills again to sneek by the guards 'unnoticed' and by pass the secruity system with the master key I took from the distracted guards. I find an old guy sleeping on the couch so I go out side, start a mini fire, and the fire alarms go off. Every one is evaccuated and I sneak in and find it. I rush out and just as everybody is comming back. I quickly curse and use my spiderman skills ( I have a lot of skills ) and stick to the ceiling and as everbody is gone, I jump down and run to my plane. As I am flying home I find my plane is running out of gas so I land in the middle of nowhere and construct a metal contraption like an air ballon out of the ores out of the cgound because I always bring my trusty pickaxe with me. After that I chop down several trees and harvest there bark, wook and maple syrup, for great pancakes tomorow, and use it as fuel. I finally get home and write my adventure in a novel (which I use the money I gain to repay my friends) while eating delicious pancakes.
The next user has to answer a algabra problem, without a calculator... or fingers. :D
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EDIT: beaten by four seconds. again.
Luckly I am MASSIVELY talented at math in my head. I solve the question with ease.
the next user is forced by death to eat 30 tons of jalapenos
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I happen to know how to work the probelm quickly, so I answer it within a few minutes.
The next user is the President of the United States - with a 0% approval rating.
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Well I use my ninja training I had when I was 5 years old to act quickly and a use my moring breakfast (the coffee) and its reflection alreats the plane opporator that I am here and he quickly turns the engines off and I croutch down and hold my breifcase over me so it only recives mild blackening from the jets.
The next user has to cut his hair with natural resorces in the forest only.
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was that from my last un-edited post?
ON-TOPIC: I dig down with a stick until I find a really sharp rock, and then cut my hair with that.
The next user is forced to do the cinnamon challenge but with 40 cups of cinnamon.
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Luckily, when my captor is not looking, I switch it with cinnamon sugar, which is much easier to swallow. I escape by distracting the guard with a cinnamon bun (luckily I found bread dough and a super high tech oven) that I made with the cinnamon sugar. His dad was a stereotypical irresponsible cop, so he cannot resist sweet things that go with coffee. I steal his gun, and point it at his leader, who is actually just a nerdy teenager trying to make viral videos. I shoot his computer and webcam, and he goes to jail for imprisoning people to perform stupid and hilarious stunts. Youtubes user base falls dramatically for several months.
And by the way, the cinnamon challenge can kill people. Not cool.
The next user forgot to take their happy pills today...
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Well I get really angry untill someone reminds me that I get cranky when I dont get my snickers and I say "No you idiot! Thats from a commercial!" So I go the whole day till It gets worse at night. I start searching on the computer and find that theripists can help and so after going to my first session, I ask what my problem may be and he says "I think you just forgot to take your happy pills." and I slap him, go home, take my happy pills, and all is well once again.
The next user has to find a way to start a fire in the forest.
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I sit there and contemplate it for 4 hours. I meditate and become one with nature. I summon a lightning bolt from the sky and it starts the forest on fire. Unfortunately by doing so I start a storm, and it begins raining profusely. My become one with nature mode wears off. The fire is dying quickly. I take a jackhamer and dig into the ground, and discover an oil geyser. It sprays all over the place, dousing the fire and intensifying it. However, the oil wears off. I steal a C-130, and dump several thousand gallons of bacon grease onto the fire. The fire is now a grease fire, and water only makes it worse.
The next user is out of bacon. And they REALLY NEED bacon.
