This is SPARTA!?!?

  • Kikinicij
    26th Mar 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    Ok, I have been wanting to create this game for a while so lets get started.

     

    How to play:

    First, the object of this game is simple. A user first posts a situation with a problem and the next user has to state a totaly rediculous and insanely complex way to fix it. Then, when the solution has been stated, he/she can then create there own problem for someone else to fix.

     

    Rules:

     

    1) No cursing unless its in **** form.

    2) No comments longer than a page.

    3) No insulting other users.

    4) No spamming like repeating the same solution or problem over and over again and no saying stupid answers like "I pour sryup on it. DERP DERP!" and no repeat spamming.

    5) If 2 users comment at the same time, dont either go back and edit it becasue then it will be more ammusing to watch the next user to work out.

    6) NO JUST SOLVING OR STATING A PROBLEM! U MUST SOLVE THE PROBLEMTHEN STAE YOUROWN!

    7) Lets keep the problem simple so the next user has to be creative to solve it complexly.

    8) I want everyone to have fun but please follow the rules to a fair and responsible limit. I know its a lot to ask so Ill be flexible but just keep them in mind.

     

    Ill start off by saying, I am at the breakfast table at home and find we are out of milk. Good luck.

  • RAYZR
    26th Mar 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    I hold my pet cow over my cereal bowl and milk it. Victory.

     

    The next user is out of chocolate syrup. And they are really craving chocolate milk. REALLY CRAVING.

  • FeynmanLogomaker
    26th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I melt a chocolate bar and pour it into my milk.

     

    The next user is stuck in a falling plane with no parachute.

  • Michael238
    26th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I climb up a cocoa tree to get some cocoa which I mixed with milk and sugar. Victory

     

    The next user is at the store to buy an awesome computer, only to find that they have no money at all with them.

  • RAYZR
    26th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I pull out my diamond pickaxe I always carry, mine deep below the store, come out with diamonds, and use those to buy the computer. Then, a creeper crawls out of the hole and blows up the salesman. (and by the way, saying Victory is my thing, please dont copy.)

     

    The next user suddenly forgot everything, except your gender.

  • Kikinicij
    27th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I still have common sense and I ask someone for some monney and it turned out to be one of my friends and then I go into a store and buy a plazma screen tv then going home, I turn it on and the spanish channle helps me remember everything. All is well.

     

    The next user is playing a video game then their power goes out.

  • NF
    27th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I go up to a cow and he milks coco  and the next user,forget his life and gender. 

  • Kikinicij
    27th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Ok so I still have common sense and I ask someone for some monney and it turned out to be one of my friends and then I go into a store and buy a plazma screen tv then going home, I turn it on and the spanish channle helps me remember everything. All is well.

     

    The next user is still playing a video game then their power goes out.

  • RAYZR
    27th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I divert the main wire from a nuclear reactor. My tv explodes. I buy a new one, and remember I had a backup generator. Partial Victory.

     

    The next user was watching their favorite show with no tivo when the whole towns power goes out, since I diverted the main wire.

  • Kikinicij
    27th Mar 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    I move to the next state, ask them for their power in exchange for 5,000 doughnuts. I go and buy 30,00 feet of extending cable and relax on my couch once again just in time to catch my favorite show, Duck Dynasty.

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    The next user has to fingure out what to do with all those doughnuts.

Locked by jacob1: this is just being used like another "survive the attack"