And I float happily into the air like a ballon. XD

The next user is the guys friend who was shot by the ninja/guard and is comming for revenge. U take a dangerous path and find yourself standed on a mountian path without food or water.

I go Hatchet (or for the more illiterate) Bear Grillis style, by surviving on the wild until a helicopter finds me. I shoot the ninja in the face when I get in the helicopter, saving my last shot for him.

The next user is a soldier on Omaha Beach on D-Day.

I am hiding behind a undestroyable tank and i flee.

The next person is a soldier fighting the nazis army on his own

I am used to kill several vampires, then I bend myself back, as I am made of extremely malleable metal.

The next user disrupted Earth's magnetic field, and now Halley's comet, which would've been harmless, is about to hit you.

However, some years previously, Halley's comet struck an asteroid, which weakened its internal structure. As it approaches Earth, the increasing gravity causes it to break apart. The end result is a shower of small comet fragments which quickly evaporate.

I put the next user into a machine which instantly separates them out into all of the various elements that they were composed of.

Thanks to modern day surgery, I am able to salvage my limbs  after the peinguens get bored and They are abel to reattach them.

Next user is a banned user beaten harshly by the ban hammer to the point of near death so they cant comment and I win  by default. Lol.

I create (another) new account, comment with it, and bribe jacob1 to make me a moderator. I then maul the previous user with the banhammer. >:D

I also place an IP ban on the next user (I.E. No alts)

Well since I am banned, theoraticly if I dont already have any other alts, its like starting over becasue I wouldn't have several so I actually dont have alts, just a new account. HEHEHE!

The next user has to say banana 38.5 (yes, .5) times in the next comment or else the comment will be deleted and I will win. U can easily avoid this death if u have no self dignity or pride. >:D