@AngrySpam (View Post)

 I do some kind of a 50s shimmy and while I look ridiculous doing it, I escape. I also break the dog cone with a hammer.

The next user is being pelted by fireballs in a big titanium room. The fireballs are on the INSIDE. No escape, no defense.

It's too small.

The next user is in a pot of thermite, and someone drops a lit candle into the pot...

@belugawhale (View Post)

 I climb out. You never said how big :D

The next user is being attacked by a rabid boxmein.

@TPTROXRLYITSTRUE (View Post)

 You kill me in a parallel universe, in this universe I survive

The next users brain gets destroyed by a bomb

But there's no way to "ignite" it.

The next user must read TPTROXLYITSTRUE's infinite Ctrl+C/V forever