Survive The Attack

  • hachouma
    19th Nov 2012 Member 1 Permalink

    I am Bruce Lee, i kick him into another copy of myself(bruce lee)

     

    The next user is Chuck Norris.

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  • cj646464
    19th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    I slap him back.

     

     

    The next user is being attacked by a guy in a bomb disposal suit with a light machine gun and rpg-7.  You have nothing besides a three year old dead fish and a sock.

  • coenmcj
    19th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    But the man is fatally allergic to fish, be it dead or alive and I kill him by slapping him with the fish.

     

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    The next user forgot "How to physics"

  • Michael238
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    However, since my atoms forgot how to repel from other atoms, I just happily apend the rest of my existence falling through the center of the Earth over and over again.

     

    The next user is trapped on Snowball Earth, with only summer clothing on, and no heat sources.

  • watereye
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    I'm a monster, remember? I can withstand the coldest and hottest temperatures in the world. I then find all life on the snowball earth and eat them. I evolve and i become big enough to break free.

     

    The next user is trapped on Volcano planet. Only with your underpants on and no cold place or shelter to be safe. 

  • hachouma
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    The snowballl planet crashes with the volcano one, creating a suitable temperature.

     

    The next user is the ant i'm about to step on.

  • Michael238
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    However, I happen to have an exoskeleton made of DMND, so I survive.

     

    The next user is riding the Galileo probe into Jupiter's atmosphere with no means of escape at all.

  • fireball5000
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    luckly, i have my trusty PLSM cutter, i cut a hole in the space probe and use my jetpack with infininte fuel to go back to earth.

     

     

     

    the next user is thrown into a creeper spawner room with no swords and no armor  (have fun :) )

     

  • Michael238
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    I happen to have a lava bucket, which I empty onto one of the dungeon walls. The lava spreads out killing all of the creepers and prevents them from spawning.

     

    The next user is trapped in a Minecraft world that has the Better Winters Mod installed. This causes a perpetual snowstorm that can bury buildings, and also snows everywhere.

  • firefreak11
    20th Nov 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    @Michael238 (View Post)

     Minecraft runs out of memory and I survive.

     

    The next user is bad luck Brian, and its friday the thirteenth.

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