I get eaten, i become a sentinent poo and take over the universe. Muahahahahaha!

The next person is married to Catellite.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Im already married and law forbids multiple wives.

the next person has to eat hurricane sandy.

I wait for it to run out of energy, and become a 2cm baby hurricane, and eat it.

The next user is eaten by The Great Mighty Poo

But I fire my laser and the Poo is destroyed

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The next user is about to be hit by my laser.

I noticed a dollar bill on the ground nearby and walked over to get it, while the laser hit a reflective wall and bounced back, killing the user above.

The next user was converted to a Higgs boson, which then decayed.

A Double kill eh?.. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

But I'm wearing a completely reflective suit and the laser reflects to the user below.

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But I collide with a second higgs boson particle and My half-Life is increased Tenfold

I spawn a giant mirror game house and push you into it and put a mirror to reflect the laser in the giant mirror game house.

The next person is going to be throw a giant piece of poo and you have no escape.

An airplane was having mechanical issues, and fell out of the sky. It landed in the path of the poo, blocking it and causing an explosion.

The next user was on that plane.

Then i jumped off with a parachute.

The next person is going to be shoved up The Big Mighty Poo' anus.

@watereye (View Post)

 I have got toilet paper.

The next user is the soul of a ginger