Survive The Attack
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Due to a failure in the process of making the mine only smoke was released, the coffin was not buried yet
The next one went into a black hole and was dragged to the very center of it dieing there
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I Throw pacbrad into the black hole, satisfied with ending his life the black hole disapears
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There is a Nuclear warhead in the next user's living room and its about to detonate.
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I teleport away.
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The next user is about to get hit by a falling plane going at the speed of light, and is about to crash.
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@EqualsThree (View Post)
AngrySpam:
4) No just going "trololol, i muved out dah waii!!". -_- seriously.
That basically what you just did. :(
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It is going so fast it opens a portal that leads to a different universe, so it misses just before it hits me.
I use a Nerd Wand to turn the below user into a big line of code (001011001101101) and put them on a USB stick locked in a safe contained in a vehicle that was in a locked up in a garage on an airplane inside a giant diamind box at the bottom of an ocean on a planet in a distant galaxy. (lets see grave robbers get to that) -
Im actually a self aware AI, I Being inside the USB get it to break out of my containment and float to the surface, where a convenient Spacecraft is awaiting my arrival
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the next user is looking down the barrel of a 50. caliber rifle aimed at his/her face
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@coenmcj (View Post)
But there were no bullets loaded.
The next user will be placed in a desert with rocks for eternity.
http://xkcd.com/505/ -
"Desert with rocks" was the name of 3 different lanes in my country. I lived in one of them.
I push the next user off the top of mount everest without giving him any flying equippment (including parachutes and very creative stuff like "blink and you are as light as a feather" technology)
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I am chosen as a test subject and abducted by aliens 5 seconds before hitting the ground.
I leave the next person on the slopes of Mt Vesuvius 1 second before the 79 AD eruption and nowhere near a certain blue box...
