This is Brian. He has a face only a mother could love. Why is he here? Your job is to name what happened in his life behind that face. He is prone to constant bad luck, so basically anything bad-luck-worthy has most likely happened to Brian. For an example: HAS A PET ROCK - RUNS AWAY
The next user to post rates the last posted description, and then post what you think happened to him.
(RATE 1-10)
DESCRIPTION
I'll start.
WALKS THROUGH A DESERT
DROWNS
He has failed in love.
4/10
Kisses a mother on the cheek, only to find its not even his own mother. (awkward)