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@R3APER (View Post)
That one is hard...uhm...oh, the only thing tougher than that:
I stand behind Chuck Norris and it runs away, targeting the next user

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PacBrads entities target the next user. (and you can't borrow my Chuck Norris)

I redirect them...

...To the poster below me.

PacBrad saw another wish corrupter thread, so he ran towards it.

The user below me is in a room filled with mines.

These mines are dead.

The user below me is filled with clones of PacBrads.

Guys, let's not make any pacbrad related attacks so this thread ain't gonna get shot, okay? :D

I ignored them.

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The next user is about to get hit by lightning.

I duck under a tree and a bird gets fried instead. 

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The next user wakes up next to a time bomb set for 1:00

@mniip (View Post)

 I live in the year 90000 CE when we have a cure :P

The next user is between Chuck Norris and a mirror...

Easy.I  punch Chuck and break the mirror.

The next user will be facing an insurvivable attack.

I have a stunt double for life that takes my place, and then I force jump to the moon before anything happens. 

The next user is attacked by vicious gummy bears from the basement!