I Conveniently have a hand held laser gun and i melt the fence to escape.

 

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I Melt the train tracks of the train the next user is aboard.

@coenmcj (View Post)

 I jump out the window and land on my pet Raikou.

 

I crash a remote controlled nuclear missile on the next person's head 3 seconds ago.

@BudCharles (View Post)
You do, but it was only a stunt double and the real me is safe in a bunker 2828563617275599221763457 decimeters below ground. Who doesn't like to use decimeters?

The next person is captured by my Tiger Trap and since the trap didn't catch the intended tiger, that tiger that is now on the losses is coming for you because you are trapped, therefore an easy meal.

I time travel with your tiger to the dinosaurs which eat your tiger.

I trap the next person in a room with no windows and no doors where they face death by boredom.

I have brought a pickaxe with me before getting trapped and mine through the walls.

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The next person is about to face a ban from Xenocide.

EqualsThree:

I have brought a pickaxe with me before getting trapped and mine through the walls.

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The next person is about to face a ban from Xenocide.

 I delay it :D

I swallow Xenocide before he does.

 

The next person is going to get swallowed by me, also!

I eat your prostate.

 

I shove the next person into lava

@AngrySpam (View Post)
I pour chocolate sauce on the glue and live.

All of PacBrad's entity's here on the forum come after the next user, killing them with stupidity...