Granted they all fall on top of you and squash you.

I wish I could eavesdrop on anyone in the world at any time I like.

@dulix11 (View Post)

You eavesdrop on PacBrad sending you an evil PM

I wish for -50000 dominoes

Granted, but then an anti-matter bomb explodes, destroying Earth.

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I wish i have 10 arms.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

Granted, but they came infected with zombie juice.

I wish I have 0 dominoes!

@ThunderSt (View Post)

Granted, but, of course, that leads to no decent home delivery pizza :O

I wish a had a zombie virus safely stored in a sealed container >:)

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)

Granted, but a second form of virus escaped by not being in the wish itself, corrupting your brain to death.

I wish I had an unbreakable pickaxe.

@ThunderSt (View Post)

 Granted, but said unbreakable pickaxe was made from an indestructable form of rubber, so is useless.

I wish that the UCAS application for universities wasn't so long :(

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)

Granted, but that required it to explode, and it happened to explode with you in it.

I wish I knew what to write in here.

@ThunderSt (View Post)

 Granted, but you overthought about what you wanted to write, sending you into depression over what you could have if you wished for it, which then sent you into eventual madness.

I wish my headphones didn't just break :(