@PacBrad (View Post)
How does a ban accidentally target someone else? Your posts are impossibru.

You get banned.

I wish for a decoder so I could understand PacBrad's posts.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve it, but PacBrad then tries to find and kill you.

 

I wish I could measure the size of PacBrad's brain.

@Michael238 (View Post)
granted, but it is so tiny you have to make a new measurement, which requires a license and all that crap, by the time ou get it all, you die from stress.

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I wish PacBrad would find R3APER, but fail at killing him, and end up dying himself.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. Too bad PacBrad was carrying a zombie virus...

 

I wish that I could find a meteorite.

OK guys seriously chill with the PacBrad. Yeah he is annoying but that doesn't mean he should be the bad end of every joke. Actually i think that counts as cyber bulling

@PacBrad (View Post)

Granted, but then we all meet you, and you get "bullied".

I wish I could stop using quotes every now and then.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. You get killed when your house explodes. You now can no longer use quotes.

I wish that I had a wormhole that was three inches across, and was completely stable.

 

The wormhole only teleports you three inches from your original location.

 

~~I ain't dead b****es...or at least not yet :O~~

 

I wish these dumb sugar ants would go away ._.

Granted, they summon bull ants.

 

I wish for a soda.