@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve the money, but then you decide to buy a train ticket. The train takes you to hell.

I wish that the What Happened? thread was unlocked.

Granted. The entire internet had to be shut down to do so.

I wish for pet sentient mice.

@Swayti14 (View Post)

 Granted. They try to cut your head open to remove your brain.

I wish that the red matter bomb from the Minecraft ICBM mod didn't cause so much lag.

Granted you get it but it breaks in the first second you open it.

I wish for a top-of-the-range computer.

@dulix11 (View Post)

 Granted. Prepare to spend $10,000,000.

I wish for a von neumann probe.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Oh please, not those stupid error corruptions...

Granted. They create it, then they IP ban you, and then remove the section.

I wish for a banhammer that could only ban PacBrad.