@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted, but due to the sheer volume of diamonds produced, they soon lose their value, leaving you with tons of worthless rock.

 

I wish I had a Red Beryl crystal (more valuble than diamond)

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)
Granted, but you are possessed and give them all to me.

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I wish diamonds were worth a crapload again. D:

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. They are, but then all the diamonds still underground suddenly emerge on the surface.

 

I wish for a material that is strong, heat resistant, inexpensive, and much harder than diamond.

@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted, it is your head.

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I wish minecraft had pokeballs. ^-^

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. You get pokeballs, but they are filled with self-replicating nanobots that eat you and your world.

 

I wish for some uranium glass. (it's quite valuable)

Granted. You cut your wrists.

 

I wish I had Photoshop

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted. But terrorists come and bomb you house instead of you neighbor while you were gone

 

 

I wish i had mod abilities in tpt

@PacBrad

Wait what...

Everything people say on this thread wont happen, you have to corrupt it, you're a knob.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Really? PacBrad trying to be ruly? Plus, as Dulix said, nothing will happen, and most of all, you're PackedBread. You shouldn't be doing the mod's job (backseat moderating)

 

Lets start again:

 

I wish I had Java Powder