@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Everyone gets annoyed and you get banned.

 

I wish that I had some tritium, and it didn't explode.

It imploded.

I wish I had a Coca-Cola.

It appears over your head and gives you a concussion.

 

I wish I had a Coca-Cola (someone ELSE, please!)

@billion57 (View Post)

 Granted. You get arrested for possession of cocaine. (The original Coca-Cola really had that in it!)

 

I wish that I had a neutron laser.

Granted. U had one, but not anymore

I wish I had a genie

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. The genie decides you have a death wish, and kills you.

 

I wish that I could touch molten lava without being burned.

@boxmein (View Post)
granted, it was a unicycle

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< singing voice
All i want for christmas is my two front teeth.
< /singing voice>
Yes, thats my wish...meh too fwont teef.