@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. However, a nuclear bomb explodes above your house just as you recieve the news, killing you before you could try TPT with Mountain Lion.

I wish that that New Horizons arrived at Pluto tomorrow.

A wormhole appears, it falls through it, and it appears at earth, and falls on you.

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I wish herobrine was my magical invincible minion and he made ma invincible.

He is, but then Minecraft closes down. Herobrine fades away, and you lose invincibility.

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I wish I was stronger than an ox.

@billion57 (View Post)

 Granted. You are stronger than a dead ox.

I wish that I had a black hole bomb.

You get one, but it refuses to detonate.

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I wish I had an iPhone.

@billion57 (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve it, but then I steal it because it is what is needed to detonate my bomb.

I wish that iPhones and iPads didn't exist.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I create a virus called Mountain Lion and then I put it on your PC.

I wish that I had some protactinium.