Granted. I give you a new heart filled with nuclear waste from my nuclear popcorn incident.
I wish that I had a bomb that when activated, instantly causes the temperature within a mile radius to fall to absolute zero, instantly.
Granted. 90% of the internet clicks it, crashing the site.
I wish that I had an anti-Nyan bomb.
Granted. You're the stickman.
I wish to drop a nuclear bomb on every poptart factory in the world.
You simply posted 404s.
I wish that all Nyan Cats and Tac Nayns would spontaneously combust for my amusement.