Granted. I pour it on you, then set you alight. May I note that the fire was super-hot, and that thermite liquid reacts just the same to thermite powder.

I wish I could manipulate Bread in 70 ways.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. You decide to set the bread on fire, but then PacBrad rises out of the flames and kills you.

I wish that I had a bottle of spray that could repel all other living things.

@boxmein (View Post)

You told FD, but he forgot, so was wondering what had happened to you.

I wish I had a Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R ;D

Granted. It runs you over cause it got self aware

I wish my buildings in Simcity 4 would stop abandoning

Granted. The buildings abandon again

I wish for more boneless unpoisoned buffalo chicken wings on my desk

@Citopow (View Post)

 They aren't poisoned. They're on fire.

I wish for some radioactive popcorn for this movie I'm watching.