@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. The ground opens under you and you fall into an underground magma chamber.

I wish that I lived in the outer core, and liked it there.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I open a hole from the core to the surface near your location, and detonate a hydrogen bomb near you, completely vaporizing you.

I wish that PacBrad teleported to the outer core.

Granted, then I turned into a developer and deleted it for obvious reasons that only PacBrad will never know.

I wish I had a can of "hot" flavoured spicy chilli beans

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted.You are the ball.

I wish that PacBrad's flesh would melt from the heat of the inner core.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You try to perform the sacrifice, but I don't die. Instead, I sacrifice PacBrad by tying him to a rod of plutonium and detonating it. What ever survived of him quickly melts due to the intense heat of the core.

I wish that PacBrad's cult was also destroyed.