Granted. The ground opens under you and you fall into an underground magma chamber.
I wish that I lived in the outer core, and liked it there.
Granted. I open a hole from the core to the surface near your location, and detonate a hydrogen bomb near you, completely vaporizing you.
I wish that PacBrad teleported to the outer core.
Granted.You are the ball.
I wish that PacBrad's flesh would melt from the heat of the inner core.
Granted. You try to perform the sacrifice, but I don't die. Instead, I sacrifice PacBrad by tying him to a rod of plutonium and detonating it. What ever survived of him quickly melts due to the intense heat of the core.
I wish that PacBrad's cult was also destroyed.