Granted. It rains Monopoly money, but you don't realize it, so you get thrown in jail for counterfeit money.
I wish that it would rain molten tungsten.
Granted. I hack into the site and place a virus on there.
I wish I could create a virus that would crash Facebook, Twitter, and Myspace permanently without being caught.
Granted. You no longer exist due to magic being nonexistant.
I wish I could destroy all advertisers.
Granted. Due to the excessive use of them, Earth's core heats causing the planet to melt into lava, killing all living things.
I wish I was made of plasma.