@Finalflash50 (View Post)

 you are stuck in a room with packed bread.

I wish for tape. plain tape

Go ahead. I won't corrupt that.

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I wish for a lawn gnome.

@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. It is made of actinium and you die from its gamma rays.

I wish for a depleted uranium Rubiks Cube.

Turns out, when you solved it, it detonated its enriched plutonium core.

I wish I could just take all my old files and transfer them to my new computer in the snap of my fingers.

granted your fingers go "Snap" and your fingers all break. you now cannot type to post on the forum.

i wish that time would stop and return to when i was in fifth grade and there wouldn't be any corruption on my wish, just start time from 5th grade, but i have all my current memories

@mad-cow (View Post)

 Granted. Becuae of this wish, a time loop starts, causing you to return to fifth grade and advance until today, then reset again. Due to this loop, the memorie of each loop pile up in your brain, and ultimately causes it to suddenly stop working causing you to die on the first day of school in fifth grade.

I wish I could live at the bottom of the ocean without any need for air and be immune to the cold and the pressure.

Granted, but you're not immune to heat. An underwater volcano blows up from beneath you. You combust, and fly into the air. When you land, you depict a pancake flying from the stove to the air. You die along with @PacBrad, whom you landed on.

I wish to eat @PacBrad.

You ate @PacBrad, but he took a knife and stabbed you from the inside.

I wish that my life could go smoothly with no complications. xP

@Joda123 (View Post)

 Granted. But then a wormhole opens and you go to a universe made entirely out of PacBrads.

I wish that I had some pure element 666.