Granted. They have arsenic in them instead of radioactivity.
I wish I had an neutron bomb with a countdown on it so I could get as far away as possible.
Granted. The FPS is so fast that you can't see what you are doing and then your computer's CPU heats up past 212 degrees fahrenheit and then crashes.
I wish for a bowl of rice.
Granted. You recieve so much pie that you can't survive tthe pressure and implode into a black hole.
I wish I could turn the black hole into a wormhole.
Granted, but you get sucked through to an alternate reality in which you are a pig. You are, sadly, butchered and made into hot dogs.
I wish that bananas were purple instead of yellow
Granted. They are purple because you are now in a solar system with a binary star. The stars are red and blue colored respectively. You die of UV burns from the blue star.
I wish that time went by faster when I'm bored.
Also, hot dogs are usually made with beef, not pork.