Granted, but tpt actually gives out nuclear radiation when you use it and it causes nuclear fallouts throughout the world.--------------------------i wish i could repeat days that i choose as much as i wanted to and stop them when i wanted to kinda like on the movie groundhog day

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Except because you repeat those days, you forget how to stop the repeating, so you get stuck on February 2 forever.

 

I wish that the politicians on TV would shut up.

@Michael238 (View Post)
They do shut up but in the proffers the government shuts down and a global riot starts.

I wish I could could incur my own desired outcomes into any situation.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You become bored because you incur your outcome into every situation you face, thus there is no challenge in life. 

 

I wish that the next ice age started tomorrow.

@Michael238 (View Post)
The upside: I don't need a refrigerator anymore.
The downside: I inevitably freeze to death.

I wish for a life jacket, just because they look weird.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You decide to test it by jumping into a river, only to find yourself sinking because they put iron bars in it. (This actually happened once in New York, killing several people when the ship they were on sank.)

 

I wish that good movies were being made instead of horror movies.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
Just edit your response and I will continue from there.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Horror movies stop being made, but an army of horror fans are annoyed so they track you and burn you at stake.

 

I wish for a cake.

@Xorite (View Post)

 I give you some yellowcake uranium packed into the shape of a cake.

 

I wish that the noobs would stop being noobish.