@OnTheToilet (View Post)
Human Centipede. Lol



I wish for unlimited brownie points with all the ref's at my soccer game.

@R3APER (View Post)
Goddamnit man, that's harsh!

Granted, he gives you a red card for trying to sell him pot brownies
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I wish I could have wireless power in my house.

@OnTheToilet (View Post)
Dude I texted a friend that and he fell out of his chair laughing so hard! Lol

Granted but then you forgot to pay the wireless bills and it shut off.

I wish I could get that damn link working.

Its working perfectly fine, you wanted a trolling picture and that's excatly what it's doing
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I wish 4chan was cancer free

@boxmein (View Post)
The rain built up over time changing the cumulative temperature to a staggering 31° degrees Celsius.

I wish you would help me with the picture posting. (I'm sending a Convo now)

@boxmein (View Post)
beat you
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But if it rains on the website, the server equipment will be damaged
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I wish I could do alchemy

@OnTheToilet (View Post)
You convert lead to gold.

#ClearDisregardForMythicalSciences

I wish all the emo kids at my school burned every last trace of the word hashtag to the ground. (That's right F*ck twitter)

@R3APER (View Post)
you have your curruption backwards, its in my favor now
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all written copies are gone, but digital copies remain intact
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I wish I was a spartan (either kind)

@OnTheToilet (View Post)
Crap.

You were a Spartan from long ago. You had no TV. Your argument is invalid.

I wish for OnTheToilet to stay here on TPT longer, as he seems to be the only non European here. :D