Granted. I post a link to an image!

Meanwhile at TPT HQ, Target is PackedBread also known as PacBrad.

EDIT: I wish the above was true.

Granted, it's true.

I wish SlicedBread could make friends with PackedBread and EatenBread.

Granted. SlicedBread and EatenBread help PacBrad change his username and avatar.

I know my image editing skills suck.

Image is from this thread: https://powdertoy.co.uk/Discussions/Thread/View.html?Thread=14185

I wish I was chief advisor to King Fluffy 14th, current King of all cats.

Granted, but the 13th cat poisoned your milk meal, causing you instant death (the poison in question was cyanide).

 I wish someone posted what the original Question 13 was, here on this thread.

The question 13 is [REDACTED]. Damn, someone has sabotaged it already.

I wish I went back in time to become the King Fluffy 12th, King of all cats in 1800 CY (cat years).

Granted. You get thrown off the throne by cat 13.

QUESTION 13.

cctvdude99:

I wish I could corrupt Cr15py's wish.

Granted. However, the fellow "Ironsides" make another testimony, after you state that you "were once a human". They turn against you, and forget the Doctor holding his... Jammy Dodger. To wrap it all up, they can't kill you, so the Doctor blows up the Dalek Ship like a boss.

I wish the paragraph I wrote above in this post was true.