Granted, the bucket is so big it fills up with water and floods the whole world.

Granted, i ate it before i gave it to you.

@Dingolo (View Post)
Someone finds the troll, but that person gets trolled for the rest of their life, until they commit suicide.

@coryman (View Post)
It was too amazing, your computer cannot handle it

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I wish i that my internet is faster.

Granted, the entire world wide web melts along with your fast connection,
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I wish i was a oxygen molecule.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
Granted, but since "a oxygen" isn't correct grammar - you're deformed and blow up after 1 day of life of being "a oxygen" molecule.

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I wish everybody on the planet would stfu with their double negatives! -.-

@coryman (View Post)
The troll was "." at the end of my sentence if you click it...
@AngrySpam (View Post)
Someone misunderstood you. He thought you said stuff you, then he killed you.
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I wish for a better Video Card.

Granted, but i stole it.
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I wish i knew how to play Dwarf Fortress.