The TPT Movie

  • R3APER
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @billion57 (View Post)
    Simon: Zdrahstvooyti!
    Cracker: Dobrai ootra!
    Simon:Kahk vahs zavoot?
    Cracker: Cracker.
    Simon: Vi gavariti Pahrooski?
    Cracker: Dah, nimnoga.
    Simon: Vi kooriti?
    Cracker: WTF?
    Simon:Ochin zhahl. votkoo?
    Cracker: Nyet.
    Simon:Gdye tooalyet? Skol'ka eta stoit?
    Cracker: Yah niznahyoo.
    Simon: Kharasho.
    Cracker: Eta moy perviy vizit, fsavyetskiy sayoos.
    Simon:Idyot doshch!

    (I'm learning Russian right now, I was practicing it, even though I cannot type the Russian Letters and characters.)

    When I use actual Russian characters and letters...
    ??????: Zdrahstvooyti!
    Cracker: Dobrai OOTR!
    ??????: Kahk vahs zavoot?
    Cracker: Cracker.
    ??????: ?? gavariti Pahrooski?
    Cracker: ???, nimnoga.
    ??????: ?? kooriti?
    Cracker: WTF?
    ??????: Ochin zhahl. votkoo?
    Cracker: ???.
    ??????: Gdye tooalyet? Skol'ka stoit ?????
    Cracker: ?? ?? niznahyoo.
    ??????: Kharasho.
    Cracker: Eta ??? ?????? ?????, fsavyetskiy sayoos.
    ??????: Idyot doshch!
  • billion57
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    Whatever.
  • R3APER
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    It's the basic dialogue for the movie; in Russian. (Haha)
  • mniip
    17th Apr 2012 Developer 0 Permalink
    Usual russian people dont talk like that...
    Edit: Your accent is horrible
    edit: Проверка
  • R3APER
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @mniip (View Post)
    That was a rude post on my part.
  • boxmein
    17th Apr 2012 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    @R3APER (View Post)
    windows+r - charmap, "Search for..." - "cyrillic". Instant Russian characters. Double click to select, "Copy" to get the text.
  • mniip
    17th Apr 2012 Developer 0 Permalink
    You'll hard fail pasting russian here, it turns all russian characters into question marks.
    I used i script, e.g и turns into и
  • R3APER
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @boxmein (View Post)
    Thank you!
    @mniip (View Post)
    Thank you too!
  • limelier
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    Someone starts a story -> people start being retarded -> story is derailed -> story doesn't get made
    trustori
  • R3APER
    17th Apr 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @tudoreleuu (View Post)
    Don't get sad because you don't understand menial amounts of Russian. (*True storry)