Granted. The bronies of the world now call you Princess Celestia.

Granted,but the police thought it was their weapon and they took it from you.

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I wish I had everything I wished for

You wished for death. Granted. You died.
I wish i could swim in acid without dissolving.

Granted,You went in the acid,and didn't dissolve but you died from the agony

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I wish I'm invincible

You are. But one day you waked up in a grey iron box. You couldn't escape and was staying there before the end of universe...
I wish i was a mutant.

Granted,you are mutant but then you were discovered,and then u died because of a failed experiment

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I wish for immortality.

You got abducted by UFO. They started to make experiments on your face. But you figured out that you need 2 hours to teleport back home... Your face now looks awful and nobody likes you.

I wish i could have pie, but i couldn't eat it.

EDIT: Stop changing your wish -_-

Granted,You couldn't eat it,but someone ran into you while the pie was faced on you and the pie splat on your face

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I wish for a new planet just for me.

P.S. Sorry,I didnt' read the rules so I had to change wishing for more wishes. :(

@Darkyhard (View Post)
You're an idiot, it's not even on TPT, you didn't even bother to look.
@jonathang (View Post)
It's 3 ft from the sun.


I wish for an ICBM that only I can detonate.

Granted,Unfortunately a person named "I" detonated the ICBM

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I wish I'm awesome.