Wish corrupter.
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@BoredInSchool (View Post)
granted but the famous parodox makes you so mad you jump into an incinerator, destroying yourself...
I wish i knew the answer to "The next statement is true. The previous statement is false" -
Now the TPT window bounces out of your screen every time you try to open TPT, making real life run on your PC and therefore crashing real life because your PC crashed because of all the load real life has on it.
I wish you wouldn't have just ignored my hard built display I posted on general :'C (seriously, check it out please :c) -
Granted. You create large amounts of plutonium and neutrons. You get blow'd up.I wish for two things: a full size replica of the Titanic that cannot sink or ever be destroyed or defaced in any way, shape,or form; and a lawyer who is so good at what he does that he writes up a 100%-foolproof contract, binding everyone and every thing in any universe, making it legally(under unified multiversal law) and physically(IDK how, but he does it) impossible to corrupt this wish in any way that may cause any effects undesired outside of my own intended and desired effects.
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@Darkyhard (View Post)Granted, but now you can see through everything, including clothing, and what you see makes your eyes blow up. BTW: Sorry, but I think the "ghost form" falls within the "unintended effects" clause of the law my lawyer wrote. so you end up getting jailed and executed under multiversal law. You have to do better, so try again.I wish easter was called wester. ALSO, my previous wish still stands: I wish for two things: a full size replica of the Titanic that cannot sink or ever be destroyed or defaced in any way, shape,or form; and a lawyer who is so good at what he does that he writes up a 100%-foolproof contract, binding everyone and every thing in any universe, making it legally(under unified multiversal law) and physically(IDK how, but he does it) impossible to corrupt this wish in any way that may cause any effects undesired outside of my own intended and desired effects.
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@BoredInSchool (View Post)
Easter is now called WeStEr. You get a replica but it's so big that you demolish you're house so you have enough space to keep it. It snows so you're realy cold. Shortly after, you die of constipation.
I wish that someone could get me another drink that does not:- Blow up,
- Not poisonous
- Kill me
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@Xorite (View Post)
Granted, but it gives you the craving to kill the planets population. So you do everything you can to reach a military base, steel their nukes and launch them on Russia. This starts nuclear war...But your safe because you live in a spaceship (in space :P) until radiation is gone. When you return there is only you on the planet, causing you to go crazy and kill yourself.
I wish I had the ability to make the sun rise and set at will (or more move the earth because the sun doesn't move but w/e)
