Questions

  • billion57
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Throw it up. Or, stand on a small asteroid, throw it, and have it orbit around the asteroid back to you.

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    Why are oranges orange?

    EDIT: Why do my comments always end up being the first on the next page?!

  • CAC-Boomerang
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @m_shinoda (View Post)
    Corresponding to Edit two, Either the "ball" is so irregular it is a Boomerang, flying roughly back to you, or it could possibly be the futuristic NSP-405 Miniature Spy Ball satelite series invented in the 24th century, small enough to fit in someone's hand, that utilizes efficient antigravity and Hi-lift integrated motors that allow it to easily thrown hard by a person for it to circle the earth once and use the latest navigational technology to guide it to land in the thrower's hand, also reporting the predicted weather as an added bonus.

    @billion57 (View Post)
    Because you counted the amount of posts on the previous page, knowing that your post would end up on the next.


    How do you convince stupid women at libraries that hardware do not have "secret chips" in them that send your personal information to the Chinese government?
  • billion57
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    Hey, what about my question? :(
  • m_shinoda
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    m_shinoda:


    EDIT2: How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

    LOL YOU GUYS, JUST THROW THE BALL STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR :P 
  • billion57
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    Did you read what I said?

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    Why is nobody answering my questions?

  • m_shinoda
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @billion57 (View Post)

    Oh no i didnt, sorry about that...
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    Oranges are orange because they contain carotene that makes them orange in color

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    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • CAC-Boomerang
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @m_shinoda (View Post)

    Neither did, Tyrannosaurus Rex did according to the Theory of Evolution, but because it's a theory, (and not a confirmed fact) It was not one, but two chickens - a rooster and a hen, otherwise it's just an unfertilized egg. And even if there was just one fertilized egg, it hatches as one chicken, and the cycle can't keep growing without two parents first, although where the parents came from is also an arguable topic.


    Again...

    How do you convince stupid women at libraries that hardware do not have "secret chips" in them that send your personal information to the Chinese government?
  • billion57
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink

    You use propaganda.

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    How do you overthrow a dictatorship?

  • m_shinoda
    27th Mar 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @billion57 (View Post)

    Start your own dictatorship, overthrow yourself. Or call in the Dos Equis Man.
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    When was the time machine invented? 
  • boxmein
    27th Mar 2012 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    The time machine was invented before they invented the time machine, duh.

    How does one apply awesome to someone's face?