The Powder Toy

boxmein

The universe corrupted its corruption, therefore corrupting a corrupted wish's corruption therefore fixing it.

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I wish I could draw awesome stuff with awesome talent and awesome.

AngrySpam

@boxmein (View Post)
You draw naughty pictures, your mother finds it, she is pissed, she screams at you, your eardrums bust, when you try to go to work you cant here anybody telling you what to do, now youre fired, and sinse you have no way to gain another job, (because youre deaf) thus making it so you cant fix your hearing (that costs money you dont have) or do anything else such as by food, thus starving you to death.
sorry no periods just a lot of commas...consider it a big list

I wish I could win The Game

billion57

Only dead people can win... You figure out the rest.

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I wish I were a small goat.

Dawgie

Granted but your ant sized

I wish for a giant statue of me to appear in Rome

billion57

You appear as a giant nude statue.

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I wish for peanut butter.

dulix11

Granted but you are given vegemite instead

I wish for 10 platinum trophies

meep2000

Granted. The trophies atrophy to the size of an isotropic molecule.

EDIT: Whoops. forgot to wish.

I wish I had a pc fast enough to run Skyrim with full options at 300 fps.

AngrySpam

@meep2000 (View Post)
to bad :P

I wish i had more fruit loops! >:)

meep2000

@AngrySpam

you didn't even grant the wish at all... and didn't even corrupt it.

Granted. See wish below.

I don't think the following wish counts for rule 4...

I wish someone else corrupted their wish because I'm too braindead to do it.

but just in case

I wish that I could remember too look at the rules more closely.

jjbagley

Granted. you now read the rules 50 times over and develope ocd

Wish corrupter.