Granted. They're loaded to never stop rolling.

@meep2000 (View Post)
Congratulations! When you said the words: "I wish for sauerkraut that is not poisoned." A freak wormhole opened 1 metre above your head, with a delicate porcelain bowl falling to your head. Luckily, you catch the bowl, but wait - where did the sauerkraut go? It managed to climb out of the bowl and spread it's vomit-smelling self all over the furniture, floor and walls in the room which you wished for sauerkraut.

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approx. 400 pages to go before this can be compared to the old spam thread :P

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I wish that people would corrupt wishes properly :P

Granted. This thread becomes to popular and crashes.

I wish people weren't stupid, and niether was I.
(Not saying I'm stupid. LOL)

Granted. Everyone is now smart, and because everyone is smart, nobody is. So your wish just corrupted itself.

@meep2000 (View Post)
You do but killing the inventor does not stop the rule. There are now Rule 34 images of you shooting the inventor in the face.

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I wish that wishes do not exist.

Granted.

(Cannot wish.)
I want a dollar.

@code1949 (View Post)
Off-Topic: Holy crap, creepers that can teleport into your base....
On-Topic: You get it, but it's drug money.

I wish for more wishes.

EDIT:So, I die after about a few minutes of watching them?

Too many wishes is now illegal in the world, insert country of origin here, thus you get sent to a re-enactment of the civil war, and die of boredom after watching how long it takes for them to load their musket rifles.

I wish to be on mythbusters for a day-(behind bulletproof glass to ensure ultimate safety.

@Dr--Richtofen (View Post)
the myth busters discover its actually air not glass and you get blown up :P

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i wish for a baby tiger cub as a pet (trained/Domestic) LEGAL

It grows too big and mauls you...

I wish The crocodile hunter was still alive... :(